I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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