bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
ok first of all what the fuck
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
