i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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