sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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