Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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