Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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