i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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