So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
vagina is talking i cant
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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