My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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