That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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