It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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