Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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