hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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