AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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