ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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