She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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