What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Found the puke drawer
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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