Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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