doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i out mim tonsoeep
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