Your tits are I can't wait for
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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