I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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