Who wears a wallet chain?!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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