"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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