She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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