have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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