People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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