I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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