12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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