suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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