that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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