Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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