that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
this will be a night to untag.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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