oh god the rape fog is back!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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