Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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