ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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