Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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