this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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