then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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