Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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