but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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