If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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