Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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