Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Come on in and take your pants off
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