They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We left the knife in your bed.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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