If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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