my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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