Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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