I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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