I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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