that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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