How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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