i was rollin on her like bob the builder
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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