I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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