Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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