How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Congratulations! We have a period
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