I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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